wild weasel

A crazy military aviation mission, or those pilots performing the mission, deep into enemy territory to disable Surface to Air Missile sites.

The wild weasels will take care of the SAM site.

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

wet weasel

To pop off while in the shower

I had company in the house all day so I could only make time for a wet weasel.

by altiarblade July 23, 2014

sales weasel

A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.

That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!

by redtheda January 13, 2010

Weasel burger

Type of austrian beer with a humerous name.

Pint of weasel please.

by stefan May 5, 2004

Stage Weasel

A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.

After the warm-up act is when stage weasels are at their most aggressive.

by I_AM_TORGO December 26, 2008

cheese weasel

A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

by akb427 December 15, 2007

weasel tits

Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.

Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.

Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.

by Mr. Vice President October 26, 2007