wanky in the sanky

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.

Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.

by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023

Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 24, 2023

Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

Flanky Wanky

It’s a reach around, but more tactical

Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night

by d4b1 April 6, 2024

Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy

I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying

by SlattPack May 8, 2024

Wanky

Something that looks strange or physically disheveled

She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky

by gubzthewubz December 4, 2021

Wanky

Wanky is a slang word created by the people of Syracuse,Ny. Wanky simply means

1 • stinka
2. • bae
wanky can be used such as

wanky
wank
wank wank
wankster

wanker
wanky wank
wanky bae
wank boo
wanky boo
wanky + their name

person 1: you seen ka’deijah story ?
person 2: yeah das my lil wanky

by wankyynique March 28, 2024