'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 07, 2013
An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.
by Lizbeth2 March 17, 2007
Gig Harbor Deathcore band. Last known survivors of the North West Metal Alliance.
The worst band in the Puget Sound.
The worst band in the Puget Sound.
Dude, I went and saw Wake The Fallen at Club Impact last night, they fucking suck dick dude. What a group of assmashers.
by mojoejoejoejoe September 19, 2008
(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.
M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020
(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)
No one:
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020
cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin
cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
by mothers penis April 02, 2020
The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel
On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!
by joecoolthefool September 04, 2016