'Wake and blaze' is the true term for getting high right after waking up. Some idiots think the term is 'Wake and bake' but who bakes a fucking cake right after waking up?
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
I'd rather blaze a joint instead.
Reggie Mcfart: I wake and bake all the time.
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
Charlie: What a faggot, baking cakes and shit. Wake and blaze!!
by Fighter-Of-The-Night-Man November 7, 2013
Get the wake and blazemug. An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.
by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007
Get the Irish wakemug. The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel
On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
Get the Waking the deadmug. by Joffrey June 15, 2014
Get the wake and thronemug. (n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.
M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020
Get the WAKE WAOWmug. Wake and Bis verb
1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
“No better way to start my day than with an early wake and bis. Man I love sante”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
by D.S. [DS] January 27, 2023
Get the Wake and Bismug. Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
Get the Wake and Fakemug.