An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.
Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!
by Lovell from UT October 22, 2010
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I skipped lunch today because a search for foods containing HDL's led me into a wiki-vortex. I'm still hungry, but now I have a fractal understanding of neuro-science.
by postmodemist December 29, 2013
Get the wiki-vortex mug.Good for 2 weeks until it's dirty and uncleanable. Wasted $200 on a bong you can't clean and only usable for 2 weeks. Plus, you suck up air through the down stem and suck up resin to my lungs.
by Jeffy the Deffy January 16, 2008
Get the Gravity Vortex mug.1.) A Polar Bear's ass, anal opening, or butthole.
2.) A human's ass, anal opening, or butthole in the Winter when the temperature is below 0' degrees.
2.) A human's ass, anal opening, or butthole in the Winter when the temperature is below 0' degrees.
1.)The Polar Bear took a dump and got shit all over it's Polar Vortex.
2.) It's so cold outside, my Polar Vortex is freezing
2.) It's so cold outside, my Polar Vortex is freezing
by Oldschool Rocker January 7, 2014
Get the Polar Vortex mug.The spaceless, timeless dimension where lost texts exist until they re-enter the universe and arrive in your cell phone inbox; a hopeless, senseless text conversation in which one or both participants is repeatedly unable to determine the meaning and direction of the conversation despite all attempts to get the conversation back on track
Person 1 text: I liked your shoes
(two hours later)
Person 2 text: Thank you
Person 1 text: What?
Person 2: I said thank you
Person 1: I know for what?
Person 2: U said u like my shoes
Person 1: I sent that 2 hours ago
Person 2: Omg this fone sux!
(two hours later)
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why what?
Person 1: I am replying to ur text just now
Person 2: I didn't send a text
Person 1: Yes u did
Person 2: What did u say?
Person 1: Nvm we are caught in a vortext
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: Nvm
(two hours later)
Person 2: Nvm what?
Person 1: Aaaaargh!
(two hours later)
Person 2 text: Thank you
Person 1 text: What?
Person 2: I said thank you
Person 1: I know for what?
Person 2: U said u like my shoes
Person 1: I sent that 2 hours ago
Person 2: Omg this fone sux!
(two hours later)
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why what?
Person 1: I am replying to ur text just now
Person 2: I didn't send a text
Person 1: Yes u did
Person 2: What did u say?
Person 1: Nvm we are caught in a vortext
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: Nvm
(two hours later)
Person 2: Nvm what?
Person 1: Aaaaargh!
by Danstrom August 4, 2010
Get the vortext mug.(stoner 1)- Dude, im tired of making gravity bongs out of 2-liter bottles
(stoner 2)- lets go get a Vortex
(stoner 2)- lets go get a Vortex
by Reid Patrick May 27, 2008
Get the Vortex mug.Pretty crappy pop-punk band out of Waterbury, Connecticut. Claims not to be a ripoff of Blink-182 or Good Charlotte while at the same time ripping them off. Has 5 members instead of the usual three. Lead singer plays no instrument while on stage, thus looking like a douche bag and embarrassing himself. All share the same appearance. Song lyrics make no sense and songs are just recycled Blink-182 riffs.
Despite being worthy of a face palm, they still play numerous shows and even appeared on Warped Tour 2010. This just shows how shitty the music industry has become. Stop killing punk.
Despite being worthy of a face palm, they still play numerous shows and even appeared on Warped Tour 2010. This just shows how shitty the music industry has become. Stop killing punk.
Voted Most Random? What the hell kind of name is that? Blink-182 should definitely change their name back, wait...
by Goldblatt December 2, 2010
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