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Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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Virtual shit

When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down
Dude I just got home from work and just took the longest virtual shit of my life..3 hrs straight
by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021
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virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in Virtual Reality.
A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"
by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
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virtual twin

Two people born on the exact same day, in the same year, who despite having no blood-relation, understand each other almost telephathically.
That girl just gets me man. We act, think and feel exactly the same way. She's like my virtual twin!
by Adaephon November 24, 2014
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Virtual Dining

Having dinner with another person or persons within the confines of the web or video space, unlike “in person
Honey, we were suppose to go to dinner with Bill and Mary on Friday, but Bill has the flu, I suggested we have virtual dining instead.
by JohnnyMD February 27, 2020
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Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.
Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit
by Djesse April 11, 2020
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virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in a Virtual Reality game for example VRChat and Second Life.
A: "Hey bro! I just had some great erotic rp in VRChat"
B: "You are virtually horny"
A: "What?"
by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
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