by Johnny bong blower November 07, 2018
Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.
Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!
by clintoncousin November 14, 2007
by #uselesssackofpotatoes April 07, 2018
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the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.
you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.
by chaqwud April 26, 2013
Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"
President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.
by t joey November 07, 2019