Twanger

a scrawny little shitbag that leaves a night out early to go home... turning his phone off in the process so that he becomes un-contactable

I don't know, I think he's done a fucking Twanger

by downtownbrowntown July 10, 2010

Thankerton

A shithole in the middle of nowhere, in Scotland. Populated mainly by wannabe Neds - and a drug addict here and there - there is a two way split in the village - the good side and bad side of the tracks (theres a railway running through the middle). All the Neds and Druggies live on the north side (the bad side - which is also the larger side) - while all the normal people live on the South side (basically one really long street). Unfortunately, the village football pitch is on the south side, so often the Neds come over sporting their shell suits and Merrydown/Buckfast.

Guy #1: U been tae Thankerton?
Guy #2: Aye. Its a fucking Shithole.

by kostas22 December 15, 2008

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ! is a term used to tell a guy to jack off.

Why don't you you just Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

Twalker

A person out for a walk who is talking non-stop on their cell phone.

Look at that person out for their daily health walk twalking, he is a real twalker.

by jcexpress August 16, 2011

tankersley

A large and/or glorious poop or poop session.

Dude, Carol left the nastiest tankersley in my bathroom the other day, fucking rocked.

by dtm5095 June 17, 2010

Twinker

Anyone who drives a Mustang Cobra

Look at that twinker in the Cobra getting spanked by the mini-van.

by bitchelp July 1, 2008

twinker

verb (to twinker, twinkered) any common sexual reference in dealing with any given sexual part of a persons body,

noun - any sexual related body part

verb - he twinkered the s*** out of her
noun - i wanna pound her twinker all f***in night
both - you need to just twinker the hell out of her twinker

by cpunkrock07 January 18, 2010