Tug of War 

"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.

"what took so long In there? Is everything okay?"

"Sorry, I lost a tug of war battle."

Tug of War by Bionicbrady November 6, 2017

Tug time

The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.

Mom: Do the washing up!

Jack: But mom, this is my tug time, ffs!

Tug time by Herman Cain's spunk rag November 23, 2011

Tug-boating 

(non-Gender Specific) When a girl is in between two men. The guy in front is receiving a hand-job and leading her forward while a man is pushing her forward in her vagina or ass;

or,
when a man is between a woman who tugs him forward teasingly with a blow-job or hand-job and a man (or woman with dildo) pushes from behind in his ass.

"Last night Mellisa was sucking teasingly and James was driving me from behind. It was the best Tug-boating I've has in a long time.

Tug-boating by bakers_botulism January 8, 2010

tug-o-whore 

when two bros and a chick engage in a devils three way and one bro bangs the girl from behind while the other recieves oral sex from her thus resulting in a tug-o-war style pulling of the chicks body back and forth

bro: jimmy and johnny got sarah in bed last night the played tug-o-whore most of the night till she couldnt take it anymore

tug-o-whore by Seprico November 6, 2011

tug-o-war with the Cyclops 

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.

tug-o-war with the Cyclops by yuck September 25, 2003

tug boat

a form of pleasing ones self usually male but in the event of an oversized clit can be performed on a woman

I gave myself a tug boat 15 times yesterday! My penis hurts so bad now.

tug boat by tug boat January 5, 2009

tug nuts 

A term for a male who takes a long time to ejaculate.

Hey tug nuts, hopefully you get her done in less than an hour, we're seeing a movie later.

tug nuts by raychacha October 21, 2009