mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008

chocolate torch

step 1: shit in her puss
step 2: possess plunger
step 3: plunge the feces out of puss
step 4: hold plunger like the olympic torch
step 5: shove in face till soffucation arises

mitch gave a chocolate torch like a hot cake on easter

by Raoul Regumba June 18, 2008

tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.

Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers

by D-Block48 March 25, 2008

Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette

*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"

by Jewl March 6, 2005

Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it

by El_burro March 23, 2003

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 3, 2004