Toledon't
Lazy people may love ToleDON'T, but I'm a totally frenetic and impatient go-getter, so everyone's lacklusterily lazin' around would drive me nuts; I'd prefer to live in ToleDO!
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Toledo Bender
When an allegedly heterosexual man leaves his wife and family behind to go on a fishing trip to Toledo Bend LA; but actually attends a massive gay sex orgy. The man usually day dreams about his trip leading up to it, takes significant vacation time off to make it, and upon returning tells everyone “fish tales” to make the trip seem like a legit fishing trip. In actuality they are all just metaphors for the sexual acts he explored whilst away.
Murder Mike told me he caught a new personal best on his Toledo Bender, guess that means he swallowed his biggest cock yet.
Toledo Bender by MurderMike March 26, 2026
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