Toilet Toke

When one is sitting upon the porcelain throne smoking the homegrown.

Timmy akrwady in the midst of smoking a j when nature came a calling so he took his journey to the porcillin throne and toke several toilet tokes.

by DankmasterOG November 2, 2015

Circle Toke

A group of friends/associates alike gathered around in circle formation for the sole reason of smoking. Normally this is around anywhere from 5-11 people as there can be more or less. Originally this tradition was started as a means of release, so everybody included could state all their worries in a baggage free zone and get everything out, possibly bringing all together. This could also be used casually as just a circular smoking formation

Guy 1: Hey man, some of my past is coming back to haunt me, you got a sec?
Guy 2: Do we need to have a Circle Toke?
Guy 1: Yeah that sounds righteous, I'll round up some of the guys!

by TheIlliterateQemist December 25, 2012

Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

toke up

To toke on a joint or bong.

"Let's go toke up this jizzay."
"I toke up everday."

by Diego September 11, 2003

Batch Toke

When you take a bong rip that is just a crushed up cigarette

Yo Mikey just ripped a batch toke!

by s6i9x6t9y6n9i6n9e June 27, 2018

toke countdown

The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.

Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.

by wecomefromstars March 13, 2011

dry-toke

An attempt to take a toke off a spliff/joint when it's gone out/not lit.

Usually spoken accompanied by a disgusted facial expression and gestures reaching to the nearest beverage.

*person1 takes a toke off a spliff*
ugh.. *disgusted face*
*person2*
aah, dry-toke, man, they're nasty sometimes
*person 1 nods and reaches for the orange juice*

by Mihaili January 12, 2012