Toddle Slop

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.

That bitch is a toddle slop.

by montana is gay March 22, 2004

Toddledone

A word my friend came up with

I bet you can’t find this word: Toddledone

by NotNotMyRealName July 28, 2021

Toddlewand

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship

1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!

by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011

Toodledeet

To fondle your anal region until you produce a gacious release or anal seepage.

I'll be right back, i need to go toodledeet.

by GetMuted June 3, 2012

toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.

Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.

by Mots247365 December 14, 2012

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

toddlerocracy

(1) A system of government, or a state/kingdom, ruled by the toddler in residence. (2) Control of an organization or group by the toddlers of its membership.

No sleep was ever allowed in the oppressive toddlerocracy.

by DJMatticus October 20, 2015