Hot mess

A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).

"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"

"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."

by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013

make a mess

to take a shit

Man, I just made a mess in the bathroom. Careful.

by Rdizzy September 24, 2003

holy mess

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.

After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.

by greatboozeup January 24, 2009

Mess America

A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.

"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"

by J, Ward February 24, 2007

chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.

Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.

by A|H January 16, 2010

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022

rollin' mess

what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.

me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"

my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"

by the messy. February 7, 2009