droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf

who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.

by 21982 January 28, 2010

Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.

Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.

by Timber lips November 4, 2023

timber lips

The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.

Did you see timber lips walking around with that handle of fireball?

by Timber lips November 5, 2023

Timber

Slay af youtuber

Timber is slaying

by Agathaissoslayqjeen August 5, 2024

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024