threesome

when a man loves a woman he asks another man or another woman to join them in bed. works in various permutations, genders, and positions. be creative.

Man: honey, i love you. let's invite our next door neighbor to the bed with us to show how much i love you. threesome, biatch.

Woman: YOLO.

by swegqurl November 10, 2013

devils threesome

the dreaded threesome involving two guys and one female. GOD NEVER intended for balls to slap balls during penetration. Sorry ladies but this isn't socially acceptable hence the name devils threesome

Bro 1:Im taking back those daps i gave you earlier
Bro 2: why man a threesome is a threesome
Bro 1: Umm we call that a devils threesome may god forgive because im never letting this one go

by blackdude number 5 January 6, 2008

threesomnal

scientific terminology; adjective

1) of, or pertaining to, a threesome
2) containing or marked by qualities related, but not limited to, a gangbang of three participants
3) the ability to be characterized by, or described as, the term 'katypizzaesque'

synonyms: prude, total prude, complete prude, such a prude

1) "Oh my, everyone else at the party last night looks so incredibly washed, yet Katy looks beautiful and well rested"
"Yeah, well, that's because her night got threesomnal early and then she just drank by herself in a secluded room and passed out by 10 pm. That's nine hours of sleep!"

2) "Katy, why are you so convinced that you are throwing up even though you clearly are not?"
"I didn't have a threesome tonight, even though I tried to join in on everyone else who was hooking up. My body can't take not having a threesome!"
"Oh, so you're just having threesomnal withdrawal?"

3) "I wish I could have threesomes every day of my life."
"Why do you want to be so katypizzaesque?"
"Because being threesomnal sounds like so much fun! I can have all the sex I want but still be such a prude!"

by JD Da Bo$$ January 5, 2009

Threesome

1) A pair of three

2) When three people have relations

Threesome, what I will not do with two other people by involving myself with them.

by DK1990 October 2, 2015

Threesome Day

October 13th is the day where three people get together and enjoy sexual intercourse and outercourse.
You mustn’t stop until all 3 people in the group have reached an orgasm.

tony: What are your plans for tomorrow?

annie: Well me and ellie were planning on taking part in threesome day but we haven’t found a sexy boy to join us. Would you wanna join us?

tony: fuck yeah!

by dj sev October 11, 2020

involuntary threesome

when significant other tries to include himself/herself in the act of cheating

Jill: I'm gonna fuck someone else tonight
Jack: Bet you won't cheat on me right in front of my face
Jill: Looks like you're gonna be involved in an involuntary threesome

by foragoodtimecall December 11, 2016

Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses

Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!

by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017