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threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.
Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.
by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017
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THREATING

THREATENING BUT WITH A BIT OF UwU
the sunflower is not suiting the threating look rem has.
by SimpSlayer™ March 2, 2021
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Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.
Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat
by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017
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Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022
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threating

Other than total Bull Sh*t, it means nothing.
Jack: Rose, are you threating me?
Rose: I don't know what the f*ck that means Jack
by GimuGimu October 17, 2017
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Triple Threat

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.
Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.
by etCetera69 August 11, 2014
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Triple Threat

When you cum in her mouth, ass, and cunt in one go
Bro you know LeanBeefPatty?
I'd pull a Triple Threat on that hoe
"Smash, next question"
by Anonymous bish mofo69 August 30, 2023
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