Beat the paint off of those walls

Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.

Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"

by Major Bingus May 9, 2015

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

I'll make you eat those words

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

by Light Joker March 16, 2004

Brown trousers

when you are so scared you might shit your pants.

ah shit that guys gonna shiv ya alice. its brown trousers time.

by dougy May 24, 2004

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

by Supermajic September 10, 2005

trousergeist

A growing erection, as seen from outside the trousers.

"What's that moving in Billy's pants?"
"A trousergeist. He was just slow dancing with Sue."

by fiverosehill June 30, 2008

Trouser Crowd

noun - A negative term to specify an abundence of men, particularly at the urinals but can also be applied to events dominated by males in a similar fashion as "sausage fest".

"Grr, couldn't piss, there was a massive trouser crowd"

by Magic Mungo May 15, 2010