iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009

touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

kid toucher

A pedophile

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013

Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

You really thought you ate?

It doesn't literally mean you ate something it is said when someone says a comeback that wasn't that good and thought they did something with it.

Did "you really thought you ate?" Sarah with those comebacks?

by Szalover1436 November 1, 2021

you thought

sym. for sike

This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!"

by Kathrine12345 October 19, 2008