Rape

What women say after the person they had sex with becomes famous.

The opportunity of a lawsuit by pulling the rape card.

Dakota: omg your so hot chad I give you consent.

Chad: are you sure

Dakota: I’m sure
(4 years later)

Dakota: holy shit tori did you hear chad is in indcredibles 2
Tori: ya I know everyone wants him now and he’s filthy rich
Dakota: well I hope you know he raped my a couple years ago
Tori: OMG DAKOTA YOU HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE NOW
Dakota: Don’t worry tori, I called as soon as I knew he has money

by Okcoolimnottakingmytimeforthis July 03, 2018

Rape

"Rap" spelled incorrectly

Mommy, can i rape my present now?

by Manishguy March 09, 2005

rape

A word used to replace all other verbs in a sentence.

Im going to rape this chair. (tranlation: im going to sit on this chair)

I raped a potato pie.

by EllieSarah September 14, 2005

rape

A totally fucked up crime that should never, ever happen to anyone. The rapist could act this way because of having extreme sexual deprivation from parents, or simply because he's obsessed with power. Sometimes, it will start with showing the woman about sex parts, if not that then talking about it, and not in a way where you're confused and need help either. Afterwards, he might try to have the woman touch his sex parts, and then he'll usually touch her sexually. Eventually, after all this, he will try to dupe the woman into some place where it's hard for him to get caught, and rape her. There are different forms of how rape starts, but mostly it starts like that, so all you females out there watch out for that. If you women out there are reading this, I want y'all to know one thing: If a dude tries to rape you, the first thing you should always do is kick him in his nuts! If you even carry a Tazer Gun with you, use that too! And then get help, because you don't deserve that at all. Remember; No means no, you sick bastards!!!

Every year, at least 1,000 women are raped, probably more than that, because of sick, depraved lunatics.

by CG2079 August 20, 2005

RAPED

to be completely gone, drunk, twisted, etc.
To Be really Drunk.

Im gonna get raped tonight...

Last night was crazy I got raped...

Im so Done i wanna get raped..

Me and Dan got raped last night

by Deans April 26, 2008

rape

Somthing the 8 year olds on Urban Dictionary love to think they do....

Dude dis definition said rape is ok, woot must put thumbs up! Now im going to stick a dildo in my teddy bear lolololololloololol!1!!!1

by James Haig August 05, 2006

raped

1)Describes the removal or theft of your property by some muggy rat bastard.
2)Can describe abusive reconfiguring of somebody's Facebook profile without their knowledge.

1) "I'm so hungry; that filthy rat Clive raped my fridge"
2) "Clive raped my Facebook and made me look quite the fool!"

by Mattress February 08, 2007