3 definitions by CG2079

rape

A totally fucked up crime that should never, ever happen to anyone. The rapist could act this way because of having extreme sexual deprivation from parents, or simply because he's obsessed with power. Sometimes, it will start with showing the woman about sex parts, if not that then talking about it, and not in a way where you're confused and need help either. Afterwards, he might try to have the woman touch his sex parts, and then he'll usually touch her sexually. Eventually, after all this, he will try to dupe the woman into some place where it's hard for him to get caught, and rape her. There are different forms of how rape starts, but mostly it starts like that, so all you females out there watch out for that. If you women out there are reading this, I want y'all to know one thing: If a dude tries to rape you, the first thing you should always do is kick him in his nuts! If you even carry a Tazer Gun with you, use that too! And then get help, because you don't deserve that at all. Remember; No means no, you sick bastards!!!

Every year, at least 1,000 women are raped, probably more than that, because of sick, depraved lunatics.

by CG2079 August 20, 2005

Viacom

A corporation full of evil punk-ass bitches who just want to control the media. If they're not doing that, they're altering what was once works of quality substance into pure unadulterated SHIT. They will cause you to have copyright strikes on YouTube for no reason. The first time, you'll get a warning, then your content deleted. Then, if continued, it could result in having your YouTube account terminated. Finally, if you make another YouTube account and Viacom determines you're the same person whose account was previously terminated, they will sic their infamous "V Of Doom" from 1976 on you, which is a 7-foot, purple V that will maul you to death. Unfortunately, there is no way to escape the wrath of the "V Of Doom" as long as you're active on your YouTube account because anything you post on YouTube will automatically piss Viacom off, even shit that they don't own!!!!

"We used to have YouTube, but Viacom fucked that all up with their murderous purple-ass alphabet letter that keep killing YouTubers over the content they upload on their personal channels! Therefore, Youtube had to close down because of them. Thanks a lot Viacom, you ignorant, stupid son of a bitches!!!"

- a frustrated former YouTuber in 2022

by CG2079 November 27, 2017

Scrabble

A severe problem, situation or, to put it simply, trouble. Trouble so worse, that there's not enough words or letters to explain what happened or what will happen. Also means to get into some dangerous mischief as well.

Example 1:

Troy: Did you hear about Marcus? Dude got framed for killing someone's family and now he's serving life in prison for nothing!

Chris: Damn....he's in some deep scrabble right now.

Example 2:

Michael: Oh shit! Come quick! The toilet's backed up and someone broke an expensive vase in the back!

Lewis: WHAT!? My parents are coming back in 15 more minutes and if they found out I threw a big house party here, I'll be in some big scrabble!!

Example 3:

Guy #1: So, little guy, what kind of scrabble did you get yourself into this time?

Guy #2: We gave teachers brownies laced with ex-lax on teacher's appreciation day, and......wait, what are you talking about "scrabble" for? That's just a board game!

Guy #1: Not anymore it ain't.

Guy #2:......you are weird.

by CG2079 October 28, 2010