first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is

Whoa! No way it's my Sex Offender next door neighbor

by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020

Sex Offender

Kaidyn

“Did you hear about kaidyn I heard he fucks children”
“Is he a registered sex offender”
“Yes”

by Buttwhole67 March 18, 2022

serial tash offender

girl who keeps going back for the tash

she is a serial tash offender

by andy carroll October 5, 2012

Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun

Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed

by Kane Kinzou April 13, 2018

desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025