Repeat offender

When you reencouter a one night stand and it happens all over again

Aquirrijg minds want to know out of all your one night stands have you ever had repeat offender

by hello california August 28, 2021

Sex Offender

Kaidyn

“Did you hear about kaidyn I heard he fucks children”
“Is he a registered sex offender”
“Yes”

by Buttwhole67 March 18, 2022

serial tash offender

girl who keeps going back for the tash

she is a serial tash offender

by andy carroll October 5, 2012

Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun

Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed

by Kane Kinzou April 13, 2018

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

sex offender

A person that illegally has sex with people

Person one: Haven't you heard that the guy next door is a sex offender?

Person two: Your uncle lives next door to me.

by Anonymous2169lol February 10, 2024