The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
by Salad pants October 11, 2025
Get the Socket cloggingmug. When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you are sorta like you’re in discomfort and everyone around you can feel those same vibes it’s just clogged
Jeremy - “Chief was it clogged at the wedding?”
Chief - It was very clogged at first until later on
Jeremy - sounds clogged
Chief - It was very clogged at first until later on
Jeremy - sounds clogged
by IOhLongJohnson October 8, 2023
Get the Cloggedmug. this live stream is clogged
by megauber October 11, 2023
Get the clogmug. The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation
by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014
Get the clogging the tubemug. Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.
by MonikerZ March 24, 2011
Get the hanger clogmug. The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Jobmug. by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010
Get the Jogging Cloggingmug.