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politicians

what people like T.D. Jakes have turned to be
i hate these damn politicians
by jumakiss_ June 13, 2018
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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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Politician

by CaptianToad January 10, 2023
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Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021
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Politicians

A group of people, of which some are doing their best, but all get abuse from idiots who only look at the worst of the bunch.
'Ooh! I hate those nasty politicians! No, I never read the news.'
by Da King Prawn February 12, 2018
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(insert politician here) supporter

Someone who thinks their favorite politician is the best one in the world. Their politician can do no wrong and anyone who supports anyone else is a dumbass racist redneck twig boy idiot
Guy 1: who’s your favorite politician?
Guy 2: I’m kind of an (insert politician here) supporter.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD YOU RACIST SEXIST IDIOT
Guy 1: Whoa what are you talking about?
by Boom stick August 9, 2019
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politician

Mitch McConnell is the evilest man in the usa. He's like an adult sized Chucky, like every other politician.
by FuckYourTwoMoms December 10, 2021
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