Politician

A person with the desire and/or will to stick his/her snout into the “trough” of public finances for the benefit of self and to the detriment of society as a whole. Reference “Rats” in George Orwell’s 1984.

I’m going to be a politician and rip off all the hard working Joes and Janes out there.

by 1BigEck January 10, 2024

(insert politician here) supporter

Someone who thinks their favorite politician is the best one in the world. Their politician can do no wrong and anyone who supports anyone else is a dumbass racist redneck twig boy idiot

Guy 1: who’s your favorite politician?
Guy 2: I’m kind of an (insert politician here) supporter.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD YOU RACIST SEXIST IDIOT
Guy 1: Whoa what are you talking about?

by Boom stick August 9, 2019

politician

Geriatric Demon Doll

Mitch McConnell is the evilest man in the usa. He's like an adult sized Chucky, like every other politician.

by FuckYourTwoMoms December 10, 2021

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 31, 2010

Politicians

These people are a disgrace to all of humanity, they are the world’s biggest scumbags. They make up a bunch of promises in front of many people while running for office, and toss all of those promises out a window once they successful get elected. They make up more lies than a car dealer salesman. They waste more taxpayer money than people who borrow money for a college tuition or buy a cup of Starbucks coffee. They don't care about the people, they only want to get elected for self-interest or work for interest groups. They are dumber than young children who use the internet. If they each had a nose like Pinocchio, their noses would be longer than the milky way galaxy. Many of their polices have resulted in great economic harm, mass inequality, and the deaths of many people. It doesn't matter who you vote for, which political party they are part of, which country they supposedly represent, they are all nothing but a bunch of liars and crooks.

Politicians are literally the worst people to ever exist.

by HiThere383329 March 4, 2022

Politician

See vampire

The politician has been arrested for embezzling construction money for low income housing.

by Without doubt not a politician April 19, 2018