Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021
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Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.
Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?
by GairBear March 1, 2013
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bruising booya

you lay a girl down on the couch with her head hanging off. and proceed to fuck her in the mouth until her esophagus bruises. and just when your about to cum, you smack her boobs like punching bags while screaming "booya!!!!!".
i gave sally a bruising booya last night! she threw up blood from the bruising right as i was flopping her ta-ta's.
by ricky f baby January 26, 2011
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Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022
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willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat
Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
by Dwreck November 14, 2018
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Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.
“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”
by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023
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word bruise

An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
by redflag73630 July 16, 2018
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