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Tittenbonus

German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.
She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"
by JohnyBerlin February 18, 2014
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twitter rant

For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.
He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.
by phillystarlight December 31, 2010
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tittes

When you get so excited about titties you spell it wrong when you type it out.
Girl you got big ole tittes.
by rivals December 15, 2008
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twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.
A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"
by coystags May 19, 2020
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hh twitter

Short for "Hip-Hop Twitter." Originally a place where people engaged in friendly hip-hop related discussion online on Twitter, hh twitter (or just hht) has turned into a concoction of "hot takes," haters, simps, and e-girls overusing repeated formats such as ">," and "pick a row or column." Everything is exaggerated, either trash or top tier, either overrated or underrated.
"Hey, I'm new to hh twitter. My favorite rappers are Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar. RT to find mutuals"
by Derrrperrr May 23, 2020
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twitter twit

someone who uses twitter in stupid ways, or to cause drama, spread rumors.
I can't even deal with Luke anymore, he's such a twitter twit.
by liztastic March 15, 2009
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TGITT

Failed that chem exam today... TGITT.
by omartyumbc November 17, 2011
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