The mythical component of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) test that a male would expect when visiting an STD clinic. Involves the inserting of a small 'umbrella-like' swab into the urethra of the penis, and the subsequent 'opening' of this swab before its removal with a sample.
Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.
by Mick'n'Keef October 18, 2009
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A stinky pinkie test is a ritual a conscientious female might perform before engaging in sexual activity.
I went to the ladies' room and passed the stinky pinkie test, so I knew I could let this guy go ahead and eat at the y.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.
by THEViolator February 19, 2009
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Greg got stuck in a blizzard, right before the company's server failure. It was three days before anyone else could even start to fix the email... guess they fail the bus test.
by we_fail March 19, 2008
Get the bus test mug.The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the testi test mug.The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.
Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"
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