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Student Teacher relationship

A highly risky.....but frickin awesome relationship.

Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.

Most people have fantasized about it.
Teacher: Michelle, I'll need to see you after school about your homework
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
by heypresto December 6, 2010
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PE teacher

PE teacher If a female- a generally fat old lady who looks like she has never ever done any exercise. If a male- a gaunt looking man who is a failed sportsman due to either laziness, underachievment or injury
by Holzy20031 April 6, 2006
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parli teacher

a parli teacher is someone who works at parliament hill school. They are either a bitch or can be super nice. They perform the best pantomime’s but they are all snakes. They suck up to the year 7s and think they are so cool.
OMG IS THAT A PARLI TEACHER?! it must be because they seem so cool!!
by Samthphike December 21, 2019
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The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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Substitute teacher

The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.
Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that
by ILL BE THERE November 19, 2019
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Substitute Teacher

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.
Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!
by HappyGirl1993 October 25, 2010
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Teachers

Adults that dont know shit and give u crap for 18 years
Fuckin hate teachers
by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016
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