Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.
by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017
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brokeback-mountainize

v. to be gay with, or be gay with each other
Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize each other somewhere?

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize somewhere?
by chivvy April 12, 2006
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Man Mountain

A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.
Any hotties?

Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT

Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on
by hayles3121 July 25, 2009
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mountain money

Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!
Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.
by Tuna Wanda May 28, 2005
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mountain man

The manliest type of Man.
Did you see that guy take a bullet and just keep on going like it was nothing? He's a mountain man.
by Mountainous July 25, 2005
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mountain mods

A West Coast based company which builds high end computer cases. They are best known for their double wide cases and their willingness to customize their existing cases or build custom cases to spec.
I'm running both my gaming rig and my server in a custom Duality case from Mountain Mods.
by Holli4Pirating February 02, 2007
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Mountain Falling

The act of intentionally (or unintentionally) rolling down the side of a mountain.

*Mountain Falling is extremely dangerous and should only be performed by trained professionals. It may result in serious injury or death.

The concept is simple:
As in Mountain Running, you must get yourself to the peak of a mountain by any means necessary...Fall down it.

This can be accomplished in a number of ways:
1) A wave of insanity mixed with a feeling invincibility may overcome rationality, resulting in throwing yourself down the side of a mountain.
2) One may simply slip and fall.
3) An inexperienced "Mountain Runner" may fail to keep their body upright while taking part in Mountain Running.

100% chance of injury unless wearing appropriate gear.

Invetned at the summit of Peak 8, Breckenridge, Colorado - August 14, 2010 (Two days after the invention of Mountain Running). While decending from the peak, two hikers spotted a large snow bank. After taking part in a mid-summer snowball fight, one curious hiker decided to venture down the side of the snow field. He slipped & proceeded to slide over the edge, plummeting down the 35 foot, 70 degree slope. After falling, bouncing & tumbling down the snow slide, the hiker rolled another 20 feet through a bed of rocks before coming to an abrupt stop. Miraculously, he stood up, brushed himself off & began to laugh as he realized his sunglasses had stayed on the entire time. The only injuries suffered were a few scrapes & bruises.
Hiker A:
"Oh S#;t! This is a steep snow bank! Maybe I can try walking dow-(*slip*) Whoops!"

Hiker B
(after discovering his friend survived the fall):
"Hahahaha! That was some pretty intense Mountain Falling right there!"

When falling down the side of a mountain, one is experiencing Mountain Falling.
by B-Stan:Pridge-Bizkit August 15, 2010
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