jessica simpson

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

homer simpson

The modern Renaissance man.

Homer Simpson for President!

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004

Furry Sympathizer

REAL people, not Furry's, or Furry Haters, but the people inbetween...really nice people, but they usally still get fucked around by Haters

"Hey, you play Furcadia?"
"Nah...But it's ok..."

by John Perky March 14, 2005

Lisa Simpson

Too smart for her own good

Lisa Simpson, your test score was 187%, and the max was 100%.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

Ashley Simpson

a girl who has almost not talent at all. was once a major poser who wouldnt hold a note to save her life a few years ago. now she is a fake, plastic faced slut who still cant hold a note to save her life. also says shit about how she loves how her natural body is, then gets plastic surgery on it the next day. the only way the world even knows her is through the fact that her sister was famous for her actual talent. has a tendency to lip sync at concerts (to the hideous screeching she calls music), and then gets caught.

ugh! stop trying to act all punk...you look like ashley simpson all over again!

by love lisa July 5, 2008

facebook sympathy whore

One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.

FACEBOOK:

Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -

Freind: Whats up with you?! :p

Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(

Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004