scrushing

To squish and crush some one all at the same time. Usually said while intoxicated.

Sarah was at a party and this girl got on top of her. Sarah yelled "ur scrushing me! get off!"

by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008

Stress Napkin

A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.

This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.

by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015

stress nest

Referring to one's place of overbearing worry and exhaustion. Often used during trying times. i.e. workspace, libraries, jail, households and classrooms

I can't go back to Cassie's party, that place is a total stress nest right now.

by MediumMike February 16, 2017

scrusdayye

A scan of a signature that proves one.

To prevent forgery, many places take a scrusdayye and compare it to the sign.

by AtlasS72 January 7, 2017

Stress

Math. School. Life. Everything has stress and there is no escaping it, no matter what you do.

Sorry, sucker. Stress is not something you can escape.

by Cinashio June 8, 2018

Strasburg

A dumbass town in Eastern Colorado filled with retarted country mutha fuckas and horse girls. There’s nothing to do except grow weed in your shower and sell it to minors.

I went to the home town days in strasburg, I’ve never had a shitter time in my life.

by Lilspaghettiboi July 12, 2019

SirUserBoi

The Best Gamejolter Ever To Exsist

Yo Did You Follow SirUserBoi?

by Burger7987 July 20, 2021