The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
by Zenyk July 1, 2014
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i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.
i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.
by Amy Christ May 1, 2005
Get the ho stroll mug.A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler NFL franchise that is so hardcore, he would literally eat the Stool of Art Rooney, Terry Bradshaw, Ben Rothleisburger, Hines Ward, Etc, etc.
Rick: Did you see the way Ben played Yesterday?
Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....
Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?
Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....
Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?
by Marty S from CA April 22, 2008
Get the Stooler mug.The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off
Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool
Mike- You lucky Bastard
Mike- You lucky Bastard
by S Daddy April 9, 2008
Get the Bowling Green Bar Stool mug.Peter: Hey Jowie may I push in your stool
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch
by GayBar July 26, 2003
Get the May I push in your stool mug.A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.
Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.
Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?
Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.
Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.
Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?
Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.
Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
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