Stress balling

The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them

Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?

Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling

by Chunkykitkat123 May 26, 2018

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

eye stress

The result of a post so poorly written that looking at it for too long can cause your eyes to develop stress hormones and deteriorate your mind, throwing you into despair and hopelessness, horror and, well, stress. The post causing it is AKA wall of text.

I read that wall of text so long it gave me eye stress. I am gunna have grey hair by 26.

by Xxx_Flarp_xxX February 13, 2015

survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension

Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.

by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019

Stress hangover

The overwhelming anxiety left over from a stressful event.

Stop F*@?ing asking me questions or I will have a stress hangover!

by Hxkcd May 25, 2016

Stress Browsing

Trying to cope with a stressful or uncertain situation by browsing mindlessly through a website or an app

Remi has been stress browsing all afternoon , he’s really nervous about his date tonight

by Izzygb January 6, 2022

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019