by Chunkykitkat123 May 26, 2018
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My delivery was scheduled to arrive between 07:00 and 20:00 today. I've had such bad delivery stress all day, I couldn't plan my life or even go out for a latte. And when it arrived, it wasn't the organic fair trade quinoa I had ordered. It was unfair trade!!
by Rboum October 3, 2013
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by Xxx_Flarp_xxX February 13, 2015
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Get the Don’t be stressedmug. Stress for under one US $1. Beyond absolute stress. When your body reacts to a great loss. Such as losing everything you have all in a matter of minutes.
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by Elise Miller October 22, 2006
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