Stepdad

A guy who's married to his wife, beats her step-kids and sleeps with other women. Thinks he can do anything he wants. Has a dependency for alcohol and gets very nasty when drunk.

Male 1: Did you hear about the loud noises coming from that house over the road last night?

Male 2: No I didn't. Why, has something happened?

Male 1: Well, I heard Susan's husband went bat-shit crazy and threatened to kill everyone, I mean you could the hear the dogs barking too. It lasted for ages.

Male 2: What a crazy way to live! I wouldn't like for him to be my stepdad.

Male 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Hope Susan's two sons are okay.

by elbenjo90 February 22, 2019

step on

Dilute or cut a drug like cocaine with another substance such as milk sugar.

You can step on this stuff twice and it'll still be the best in the State.

by sevenhn December 28, 2005

Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

by WormBrian October 25, 2009

sitrep

Army-speak. Short for "Situation Report". Given by a high ranking officer that claims he/she wants to either fil a situation report or wants one filed by a subserviant officer.

Office: Private, what's your sitrep?
Private: I've been shot in the privates!

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

step on a lego

when u accidentally step on a small piece of plastic meant for kids 12 and younger and your foot feels like it's been dipped into the fiery burning pits in the depths of hell

Johnny! Come clean your room before I step on a Lego!

by 3.1415926358979323846264338327 June 5, 2017

step out

To cheat on one's boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, husband or wife.

Why did yo step out on me, bitch?

by TDF-prez July 7, 2007

the "Tinley Two Step"

when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.

"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."

"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"

by jOnTOURAGE June 18, 2009