Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

by Stranger that nobody cares for July 11, 2022

Sour straw

A gay mans penis

Mike: Did you see the video of the man calling a rainbow candy dildo a sour straw
Chad: yea it was funny asf

by Dudodo March 19, 2019

Straw Slobbin

Straw Slobbing is when you are drinking with a straw and you put your whole mouth down the straw and suck the drink up the straw all the way to your throat.

Yo guys Calvin's Straw Slobbin his drink to his throat

by Milkman210 November 23, 2018

Vegas Straw

Another way of referencing the penis.

Las Vegas, Nevada is not a dry town, but the locals are always thirsty for married men's Vegas Straws. Prices may vary.

by PrinceShabalabadingdong June 24, 2018

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

by J and J productions April 3, 2023

Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw

Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.

by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019