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Perv stash 

A perv stash is the wee little hairs that grow on the upper lip, and only the upper lip. It is said that perverts have these week, poor excuse for a mustache
Check out that guys perv stash
Perv stash by Bitchey-bitch2002 October 5, 2018
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chocolate nut-stash 

When a male or she-male dips their scrotum sack in poop, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. The chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty Sanchez, but of coarse takes more skill to pull off.
Jon : "I scared Lucy so badly last night that she shit her pants. While she was changing pants, i wiped her shitty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. Now she asks for one every night, gotta love that shit"

Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"

puss stash

1.a stash of puss left at your home between your bitch's legs.
2.something to cut down a lil' bish.
1.gimme that puss stash behotch!
2.shut the fuck up puss stash..
puss stash by Dub C November 3, 2003

Phantom Stash Syndrome 

PSS - The sensation of feeling as though you still have a moustache in an attempt to stroke it, after a clean shave.
I have a mad case of Phantom Stash Syndrome (PSS), I keep trying to stroke it but there's nothing there!
Phantom Stash Syndrome by J Nash November 28, 2012

walter stash 

The gay version of the dirty Sanchez, it's when a guy pulls out of his partner's ass and wipes his dick across his upper lip, leaving a skid mark resembling a mustache. Also known as the Walter ' stache
Brian came into work wearing his Walter Stash and didn't even know it!
walter stash by firedan June 3, 2014

pedo-stash 

A word used to describe a small moustache that would be befitting of a paedophile. Commonly used in English secondary schools to describe pubecent boys' dodgy unshaved moustaches.
Girl 1 "look at Josh and his little pedo-stash"

Girl 2 "eurgh, just pick up a razor it's not hard"
pedo-stash by bigtiddysucker September 30, 2023