Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

tartangle

to feel embarrassed for someone in a movie even though you are not part of the scene

"Oh my god the entire "She's the Man" is a giant tartangle!"

by toesabel February 22, 2010

stranglemouse

A young woman of mousy demeanor who unexpectedly enjoys asphyxiation during coitus.

How was your date with that librarian last night? Turned out she was a stranglemouse, so I had to get a plastic bag for her head.

by saint242 December 8, 2010

stranglesfaction

feeling relieved/rewarded for work not necessarily honestly earned but worthy of compensation.

"Dude, working for that old bird was a bunch of shit, but after she gave me some rails, it was worth the STRANGLESFACTION."

by that guy, not me December 30, 2011

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014

Stranglemuff

A girl who's vagina is so rancid, the fumes it gives off will be potent enough to strangle a maggot.

Hunter Voyles vagina is a definite Stranglemuff

by Jeremiah/kyle/jack/Raeburn January 8, 2015

Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018