squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

by Naomi February 3, 2005

squirtle

another word for a mans penis

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.

by jackass34 December 3, 2009

squircle

a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only
invalid interpretations.

will is so non-squircular...he should fuck off and stop using this word

by dave July 3, 2003

squirtle

A turtle that squirts water

Look! I found a squirtle!

by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016

Squirreled

Holiday Life where Cat Naps are encouraged and necessary. The Global World through the Eyes of a Cat Named Squirrel. It's a happy, furry, relaxing place; where cat naps are encouraged and you experience Global Jetset Life to the fullest!

MC: If you were voted Ms. Global JetSet what would you do for the Squirreled?
Candidate: If I were voted Ms. Global JetSet I would fight for Squirreled Peace and I believe in power of The Squirreled Wide Web to make this a reality.

by Prozic December 28, 2005

Squirtle

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!

by C. Dub. January 30, 2007

squirtle Head

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head

He/She is a straight-up Squirtle Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006