Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008

squirrelin

the act of trying to catch a nut in a sexual way.

the guy in the club was squirrelin on that hoe hardcore

by kaley and becca March 2, 2011

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

Squirrel Bitch

a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".

"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."

by ThotOfTheYear July 1, 2017

squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018