Squeaking Lizard

1. When, in intercourse, the males penis squeaks when pulled in and out.

2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.

"Dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night."

"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"

by AlbinoApe September 1, 2008

squeezing lemmons

Going through a yellow traffic light without slowing down.

To avoid getting stuck at red lights and being late for work, I was squeezing lemmons to make it in on time.

by amar711 September 23, 2012

Squeezing K

Slang for the act of contracting the kegel muscles, specifically in the aim of making the muscles stronger for more pleasurable sex .

I've been Squeezing K regularly for a few months now while I pee and in traffic and I am actually orgasming more easily!

by dirtycurls January 18, 2017

Squeezing the bag

"Squeezing the bag"- verb
Metaphor, in reference to box wine.
When hope seems to be empty, yet an individual has the cunning to think outside the box, (or rather inside- pun) and discovers that there is always more hope to be found.

Kelly thought that she had finally hit rock bottom, but after squeezing the bag she found the strength to carry on.

by Makskye July 25, 2017

Squeeming

When a Scottish man loses his mind and screams at only a decibel a dog could hear

Jason was so mad at the production crew he started squeeming until people did their jobs

by Slank13 February 28, 2018

Squeaking the Pig

After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"

Dunkaroo really went full squeaking the pig last night

by Xeothought October 30, 2021

Hamster Squeaking

When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.

Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.

by MoniWhoa January 5, 2010