Bed squeaking

To masturbate at a summer camp on a bed made of springs. It makes a squeaking sound so everyone else in the cabin knows your jacking off.

At camp when i was masturbating/bed squeaking the guy under me kept yelling "would you stop it!!!" it also works for minorities like women and gays, too!

by bedsqueakerCLH May 15, 2011

Squeak

vb. n.
to squeak.
1. vb. to copulate in a not so vulgar manner, esp. with someone you don't know. eg. Hey, why don't we squeak?
2. vb. to flirt sexually or be seen to "pet heavy" on another in public so that it seems the two of you might copulate then, or sometime in the near future. eg. Holy shit, look, david and susan are getting a little squeaky over there.

eg. Let's get squeaky, Marsha.

3. n. one's referenced chance to get laid or incident of having been laid in the past. also, this can be in reference to a sexual partner
eg. What about that squeak you had?
eg. You gonna get your squeak anytime soon?

All examples are listed above for ease of reference.

by bucket/ something is a bucket February 11, 2005

squeakz

a nigga that got dumb nice dancin skills and is tall and skinny wit a nice 6-pack and got a matumbo penis

robert molano, dave chappelle

by rob molano January 4, 2005

squeak

noun. To affectionately pinch someone softly. (taken from squeaking a dog's toy in a playful way)

I hadn't seen my niece in a year.. when I came home she ran up to me and gave me a hug and squeaked me.

by Norraa April 29, 2006

Squeak

When a man ejaculates on the door handle of a shower in a caravan park and then proceeds to get the shakes

Hayden just squeaked the shit out of that door handle

by man_goo July 19, 2010

Squeaky

A troll like girl that spreads herpes

Man don't hit that, she's a squeaky

by Feraferocis January 7, 2011

Squeak

That nickname you give the coolest guy in the world after he mistakes a bed for a girl.

Squeak was slamming that girl last night and all he heard was squeaking.

by -big squeak January 15, 2006