Skip to main content

Sludge Guts

A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.
Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.

Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!

Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
by Blue Rock December 28, 2007
mugGet the Sludge Guts mug.

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.
I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.
by october-jones October 23, 2008
mugGet the Smudge Fuck mug.
Related Words
squdge squidge smudge sludge Squidget snudge spudge sudge sludgehammer scudge

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.
I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
mugGet the Smudge Cuddler mug.

squidgee

Hey, lookit the squidgee that washed up on the beach!
by JOE August 21, 2003
mugGet the squidgee mug.

squidgee

A guy whom is extremely white. Also called Whitey McWhiterson. Possibly a simple name without much meaning.

See also 5quidgee.
Squidgee's whiteness is blinding.
by <3 December 5, 2004
mugGet the squidgee mug.

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.
Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.
by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010
mugGet the powerball squidger mug.

Smudge

Verb. To covertly take a photo of something/someone. UK slang.
We've been smudged Gov'nor.
by Granstander2 January 4, 2010
mugGet the Smudge mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email