british springwater

When a British bloke or a bird sticks ice cubes up their rectum and catches the water as it melts in a glass.

Custard was very thirsty and need to get a refreshing drink, so she opted for British springwater.

by MrBbad September 27, 2015

Radiator springs

A group of unfunny people

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on, but soon he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.

Radiator springs

by Number 7 December 6, 2020

Sharon Springs, New York

A small village in upstate New York that is filled with a distinct smell of sulfur and dead bodies from daily sacrifices villagers take part in everyday at noon. This village is filled with corrupt police, angry inbred villagers that love causing riots, and roads that lead to nowhere.

Whatever you do, visit Sharon Springs, New York. It is a lovely place to live.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 22, 2021

Bermudian Springs

A school district in York Springs, Pennsylvania. The main factions amongst students there are the hicks, hicks who vape, and the hicks who watch anime.

Occasionally (of course) there is the odd minority of nerds that will spit thoughtless talking points parroted from reddit at you, but the majority of people will find it hysterical if you shout "penis!"
Also everyone in the school should do track and field for at least one whole season.
Also shortened to "Berm"

Berm Student: "Red and blue makes.. green, right?"
Normal Person: "Aw hell nah is that what they're teaching you at Bermudian Springs?"

by Adrian K loves you April 14, 2023

springtrap

a child murdering purple guy got haunted by ghost children who he killed once
he jumped into a old Springbunny springlock suit
he laughed and triggered the springlocks and killed himself

Springtrap is the main animatronic in Five Nights at Freddys

by Bjarkason May 14, 2016

Spring Break Photo Season

A short period of time ranging from mid March to early April in which Facebook and Myspace stalking of High School and College-Aged females greatly increases due to the posting of high volumes of photo albums containing bikini and bathing suit pictures.

I can't wait for Spring Break Photo Season so I can find a hot new underaged teen-bikini pic to put on my desktop!

by JrJrBinx April 11, 2009

Spring Hill

a black hole of america. even if you leave, you get sucked back in eventually.

even though i moved away, i got "spring hill-ed" back

by trueariesbeauty June 17, 2008