slave-ship spooning

The same sleeping position as spooning except you have additional pairs of feet in your crotch from the other row of people positioned just below you. Same as on a slave ship.

Used to describe any horribly crowded and uncomfortable sleeping position.

Friend 1:"I'm thinking we can all save $100 a person on this trip if we just share 1 room when we crash for the night"

Friend 2:"Dude, no way am I packing slave-ship spooning style just to save a few bucks. Get 2 rooms..."

Friend 2:"...Good call"

by rebothed October 6, 2011

"spooning the chihuahua"

extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.

Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.

by mian August 21, 2006

Reverse Spooning

The act of laying butt-to-butt while sleeping.

Tony and Ari were reverse spooning in the aisle of the bus while trying to get some sleep.

by Flackawhacka July 26, 2010

Spooning

The act of laying a spoon across the body of another who is asleep in the sun, and who is, without a doubt, about to get massively sunburnt. The result: a white spoon mark that cannot be removed.

Guy 1: *places spoon on Guy 2's leg* "Spooning.. Brilliant idea!"

Guy 2: *wakes up hours later* "Bloody hell.." *looks down to see spoon mark on leg* "I've been spooned!"

by ieBaringa April 11, 2013

spooning

when two or more people lay next to each other as spoons would in a drawer

krista likes spooning with shane and talking about it alllll the time.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2005

Spooning

Stabbing your sexual partner in the crotch with a spoon.

“Me and Rebecca were spooning all night that it actually bent”

by CluelessFurry69 June 1, 2018

Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.

I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable

by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018