spurgleboozers

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm

Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.

by markitzer0 August 11, 2009

splargen

To splarg all over ones face.

Guy: So whats up?
Awesome man: Splargen

by SplargenFACE February 1, 2005

splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

splarging

to slap someone's booty

I gave my girlfriend a splarging, yesterday!

Give that bitch a splarging!

by Splarging June 24, 2016

spurgy

This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.

I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.

by elcaminocity February 18, 2010

spluge

The white shit that comes out of ones dick during an erection. (usually into anothers mouth)

After that bitch sucked me off, she got spluge on my shirt cuz she didn't swollow.

by Coby February 19, 2003

Hot Sauce Splurgy

When a woman squirts her vaginal fluids into a cup, flavors it with hot sauce, and uses it on fancy desserts.

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

by MasterofFUCK August 4, 2010