El Spastico 

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City

We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table

El Spastico by fox biscuits April 9, 2022

spastica

james the bum-fucking gay porn watcher.

james is a spastica who loves men.

spastica by caithriona April 11, 2005

spastik 

By dress and mannerisms to define or present oneself as gay.

Dude, those jeans are really tight. Are those your sisters or are you trying to spastik.

spastik by e2blade February 4, 2010

spastics 

A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!

Big up the spastic crew massive

spastics by me May 13, 2005

spasti

german insult similar to dumbass.

Larry ist 1 spasti

spasti by SeratoxHD July 25, 2017

spantic 

this word is a combination of two words,
spiffy and fantastic.

this word is used if you love something, but
there's something about it that's kind of
awkward.

"look that guy is wearing red pants"
"that's spantic!"

spantic by skdjf;asdf April 30, 2008

spastik dust 

Spastik dust aka ketamin ( regretamine) horse tranq, its a party drug that leads too mass k-holes all over the gaff!! Its a naughty drug which is meant for horses to take after they've won the grand national at the grand national after party.

Dupree; u fancy gettin on da spastik dust 2nite fam?
Uncle fester; yea tree, I'm rackin a line of da coconut smellin shizzle now
Dupree; yea g do dat 4 a man
Uncle fester; jheeeeeeeeeez man's supp pin dat hooole
Dupree; is it good k family tree
Uncle fester; yea dis niggaz k-ing in ma hole

spastik dust by special kaaaaay August 10, 2010