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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
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Sofa Savior

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
After the floods in Texas, so many Sofa Saviors post about what “should” have been done different
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm
Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"
by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020
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sofa growth

Some one who is too lazy to get off the sofa. Much like the mattress growth
The sofa growth decided to get up and move today.
by jaloolie August 31, 2010
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sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
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new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
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sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
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