Butt snart

a slender, one legged morphoid, able to latch itself to innocent toilet users whilst they empty their bowels! this creature has been known to take permanent residence in the carrier's sphinctal passage and can cause tremendous pain, leading to anal retention!!

Small alien like morph, one legged, able to change shape, diet and colour to suit its surroundings!

by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004

snart

(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Ready, Get Set, Snart!`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also feeze

Sally snarted dramatically then ran home to change her shorts.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

snert

Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teen. A term used in multiplayer internet game rooms to describe an unwanted participant who the terms used are applicable to.

Person 1: hey j00 all sux so muuch your all retrded this game sux ass 2
Person 2: Get out.
Person 3: God, what a snert.

by Antichrist Superstar August 6, 2004

Poop Snort

The sexual act fisting your partner's anus while entering 2 fingers (preferrably the index and middle fingers) into their nasal cavities.

"I prefer the Poop Snort over the Dirty Sanchez."

by Brittany Snowfeather November 13, 2007

Cuban Snort

1.) the guy busts inside the girls nose as she holds one finger to the adjacent nostril and breaths(snorts) in.

2.) The guy busts in a straight line on a low table while the girl follows as if she was doing a coke line.

3.) The guy busts a pile of jiz and lets it sit over night. after the cum has dried the girl chops it all up and pushs it in the form of a line, then procedes to snort it

*** one may combine real coke into their mixtures in this sexual experiance

Girl 1: ohhh chrissy! put on your cum filled strap-on on, and cuban snort the shit out of me!!!
Girl 2: umm.. what the hell is that??
Girl 1Come here and ill show you!

by Lindseythenympholover November 5, 2009

snert

The sound from the back of your throat that comes when trying to subdue your laughter while talking; similiar to a snort.

In written form, an exclamation used as an indication of sarcasm.

"Oh, yeaaah! She meant every word of it(snert)!"

"(snert) She called him a WHAAAT?"

by sonni hopkins June 23, 2007

giggle snort

The act of giggling so hard, one snorts a little on accident. It is also considered kawaii when one types this in a chat room.

Tina giggle snorted when she saw Tim fall down the stairs on accident.

by TinkleCakes January 22, 2011