National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by evxnkndy March 13, 2021

Sloppy Rack

A popular street description for a woman's bosom that has lost its ability to support itself. The breasts themselves begin to sag and drift and a standard brassiere is no longer an effective undergarment.

Hey have you guys seen Melissa's rack recently? The shit is getting sloppy AF.

Man, Jacky has a sloppy rack huh?

by A. Massey May 24, 2017

New York Sloppy

A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.

“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.

by LordFlacid July 11, 2020

sloppy sex

Intercourse involving a lot of bodily fluid and fumbling; often comdom free and/or result of inebriation.

"We went back to his place and had wet, sloppy sex."

by Sleep-o-potamus May 16, 2016

Sloppy Deepthroat

Is when a Girl is giving a Blowjob with lots of Spit and putting the Penis so far in her mouth that it reaches the back of her Throat. Sloppy Deepthroating involves: Lots of Spitting, Gagging and Choking on the Penis. To make the Deepthroating as Sloppy as possible the Girl Gags a little on the Penis to produce more and thicker Saliva, She also doesn't Swallow any of the Spit but She Spits it on the Penis when Choking on it or She just let's it roll out of her mouth and down His Cock and Balls.

"I had a one-night-stand one time with a Girl who gave me something called a: Sloppy Deepthroat."

"Its like normal Deepthroating but She uses way more Spit which will be all over You and Her for instanse, when i got mine there was Spit all over my Cock and Balls and Her Face and Tits were also covered with Spit."

"The Sloppy Deepthroat really turned me on and She was amazing at it, She had no problem with putting my whole Penis in her mouth then Choking on it for a couple seconds Spitting all over my Penis Gagging and finally pulling back having a short break and going again."

by Markk123 June 17, 2018

sloppy jose

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.

Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!

by Capn26 September 15, 2008

Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.

Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.

by Tyronefy January 14, 2018