When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
Bless your clean ass boy
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A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.
by jbc the 2nd January 22, 2010
Get the anal smoothie mug.Jim: I really need a cigarette!
Jon: Here, have marlboro smooth.
Jim:(takes a drag) Wow these are nice and minty. I don't think i will be smoking kools anymore.
Jon: You were smoking kools? why, those are really nasty?
Jon: Here, have marlboro smooth.
Jim:(takes a drag) Wow these are nice and minty. I don't think i will be smoking kools anymore.
Jon: You were smoking kools? why, those are really nasty?
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Get the flesh flute smoothie mug.n. - an abbreviation for Secret Masters of Fandom, usually used in the science-fiction community. It can apply jokingly to the idea there is a secret 'conspiracy' group controlling the masses of a fandom, or it can simply refer to the "unsung" types who organize conventions.
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Get the SMOF mug.The state of extreme smoothness. Smooth behavior in an individual is usually demonstrated by:
- fluidic movements that may lead you to believe this person has no bones or nervous system
- the complete lack of bodily hair that allows them to avoid wind resistance and retain their cool
- the strict avoidance of any sudden outburst in emotion or reaction to situations that would normally elicit unsmooth behavior
- a self-acknowledgement that they are smoother than every one around them
Note: achieving such a level of smoothness is normally obtained through a process called “smoothing up”.
- fluidic movements that may lead you to believe this person has no bones or nervous system
- the complete lack of bodily hair that allows them to avoid wind resistance and retain their cool
- the strict avoidance of any sudden outburst in emotion or reaction to situations that would normally elicit unsmooth behavior
- a self-acknowledgement that they are smoother than every one around them
Note: achieving such a level of smoothness is normally obtained through a process called “smoothing up”.
1) "Hey man, you see that Ray Allen jumpshot?
"Yeah, that was smooth"
2) "Dude, where is Ray Allen, he's been on the bench for like fifteen minutes!"
"Don't worry.. he's just smoothing up."
3) Police Officer: "Sorry Mr Allen, I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you were speeding"
Ray Allen: "That's cool"
Police Officer: "Man you're so smooth"
"Yeah, that was smooth"
2) "Dude, where is Ray Allen, he's been on the bench for like fifteen minutes!"
"Don't worry.. he's just smoothing up."
3) Police Officer: "Sorry Mr Allen, I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you were speeding"
Ray Allen: "That's cool"
Police Officer: "Man you're so smooth"
by TTblogger January 11, 2009
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